Tag: Spirituality
Alchemy: a new (and old) kind of dating app!
Introducing Alchemy, a new (and old) kind of dating app! Unlike its competitors, Alchemy was installed on your hard drive at the time you were born, and its fee for each month’s usage is precisely $0.00! (Additionally, there is no way of “opting out” of Alchemy’s services save suicide, and even then you and your… Continue reading Alchemy: a new (and old) kind of dating app!
My content-producing seatmate
Note: this is not the guy, just a stock image approximation My seatmate on a five-hour flight home from Hawaii was perhaps the most extreme person I have ever met: a porn producer covered head to toe in tattoos and with a serious addiction to drugs. Yes, you read that correctly. As the influx of… Continue reading My content-producing seatmate