Tag: apps

Introducing Alchemy, a new (and old) kind of dating app! Unlike its competitors, Alchemy was installed on your hard drive at the time you were born, and its fee for each month’s usage is precisely $0.00! (Additionally, there is no way of “opting out” of Alchemy’s services save suicide, and even then you and your… Continue reading Alchemy: a new (and old) kind of dating app!